About

Hippie Killer began writing for Fifth Column in late 2004, and try as he might, hasn’t been able to stop. He would consider it, but first must find a way to express himself within the Charleston Gazette’s 250 word limit for letters to the Editor.

He is here to remind you that in West Virginia, working hard and playing by the rules gets you a shitty job and no health insurance, while a life of mediocrity and resume inflation can land you the top job at West Virginia University — or at least an eMBA degree — so long as you know the right people and have the right last name.

He knows the identity of the final Cylon.